What? The Fuck.
I'm watching my beloved New York Football Giants in their opening game of the NFL season. The Gints are beating the Redskins and all is right with the world. Fourth quarter, time out for the 2-minute warning. Commercials. Levi's 501 unbuttoned...what...no...oh, no...OH HELL NO.
"If you loosen the buttons, shake off the ropes, baby ain't nothing gonna knock you down?" You know whose going to knock your ridiculous, unbuttoned ass down? Me. I am going to knock you down on my way to ending you and your effort to turn sloppy bullshit into the next jean-wearing trend. Stop interrupting my fucking game with this fucking nonsense.
Gather.
THE GIANTS WIN!!!!!!!!
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